Friday Night

Dinner with some ppl.

Metal club.

Get home at 4am, make tea and renew my library books online.

ROCK AND ROLL!

Night bus

The guy next to me seemed to have no qualms about splaying his legs and adjusting/scratching his, uh.. 'business' through the trip. Mildly disconcerting.

Perhaps more disturbingly; the smell of burnt sausages (seriously: BBQ style) seemed to get stronger and more pervasive over time.

Please someone have a valid explanation.

Ages

That's how long it's been since I've used this thing properly. Nearly a year since my last post, and that was perhaps not *that* in depth or informative.

My sister's recent efforts have impressed me greatly, however, and I was reminded that perhaps I should attempt even just the odd cursory effort at babbling coherently (just to keep with the previous style, of course).

Still, without much to actually pen onto said e-parchment (oh how wanky, /groan) I will have to suffice with musing over why this particular post seems to, for whatever reason, get special attention from spammers...

Weird.

Although, I particularly like the following:

"Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!" (surely this wasn't actually someone being serious...)

"Dear Ally,"

"BECOME ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT YOUR INFERIOR DEFAME TODAY"

Also, can someone define an "Infatuation casino" for me?

Slightly Paranoid

To kill a demon made of wet sawdust. This sort of demon is almost impossible to kill the only way to do it is to cover its face with wet bread and karate chop its head off otherwise you are in trouble and so is the neighbourhood. Wet sawdust demons like to terrorise. N.B. pressing its face into wet bread that is on the ground works best though you can get a result just by throwing the bread at its face

Hee. Fun

New Words

Remote Control is out.

Remote Commander is in.

Sell me something amusing

Some of you might remember that gag on trademe where the guy was trying to sell the (unfinished) time machine...

Looks like a touch of that same brand of homour is back, but with a different product.

This time its a Scary Washing Machine

Amusing as it all is, I can't believe he actually got over $5ooo for it. Impressive.

Assisting with investigations

So. I got to spend yesterday afternoon doing the 'pick the criminal from the police linuep' thing.

Vaguely interesting, but apparently I'm a terrible witness, though, as I couldn't spot the guy at all. I think someone else there managed to though. Hurrah.

On the whole; better than spending the day at work, if I'm honest.

Drinking with Poles: addendum

The tube is godawful when you have a hangover.

Drinking with Poles

They made me post.

AND to do so with a keyboard with no 's'. Ridiculous.

Uuugh, this is harder than I remember.

Lovin the vodka, though.

Is anyone still reading this (points if you are, btw).

Random Observation: Cat People (putting out fire)

So. Very brief observation:

It occured to me that the song 'Cat People (Putting out Fire)', by David Bowie, is very reminiscent of the Doors. There's a real Jim Morrison thing going on with the vocals and in places it practically sounds like they've hired John Densmore (Ha! I didn't even have to look that up) to do the drums.

Plus, its the eighties so there's practically guaranteed to be a keyboard in there somewhere (which is pretty close to an organ...)

Anyway. Maybe I'm just talking crap again. Thats what you get for coming here :P

(P.S. Just realised that I'm on 81 posts now. I wonder if I can be screwed to make it to 100)