Ages

That's how long it's been since I've used this thing properly. Nearly a year since my last post, and that was perhaps not *that* in depth or informative.

My sister's recent efforts have impressed me greatly, however, and I was reminded that perhaps I should attempt even just the odd cursory effort at babbling coherently (just to keep with the previous style, of course).

Still, without much to actually pen onto said e-parchment (oh how wanky, /groan) I will have to suffice with musing over why this particular post seems to, for whatever reason, get special attention from spammers...

Weird.

Although, I particularly like the following:

"Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!" (surely this wasn't actually someone being serious...)

"Dear Ally,"

"BECOME ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT YOUR INFERIOR DEFAME TODAY"

Also, can someone define an "Infatuation casino" for me?

Slightly Paranoid

To kill a demon made of wet sawdust. This sort of demon is almost impossible to kill the only way to do it is to cover its face with wet bread and karate chop its head off otherwise you are in trouble and so is the neighbourhood. Wet sawdust demons like to terrorise. N.B. pressing its face into wet bread that is on the ground works best though you can get a result just by throwing the bread at its face

Hee. Fun